A mother-in-law explaining work to her newly wed,Daughter-in-law:
"I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister,
my Son, I mean ur husband runs the Ministry of Demand n Supply and,
my daughter runs Planning & Developement Ministry
Now u tell me which Ministry would u like 2 run?"
Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile,
"Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of OPPOSITION"